đ Doing Lender Sh*t Tee â Because Mortgages Donât Close Themselves
Mortgage pros, this oneâs for you. The âDoing Lender Sh*tâ tee perfectly captures the reality of your grind â late nights, endless calls, and clients texting you while youâre trying to have a moment of peace. Whether youâre locking rates or reviewing docs from the bathroom, youâre still making dreams happen. đĄđž
Featuring a skeleton on the toilet, phone in hand, this shit is for every loan officer who knows that business doesnât stop just because nature calls. Equal parts funny and painfully accurate, itâs the perfect icebreaker for networking events, loan officer happy hours, or days when you just need a laugh between files.
𧔠Product Highlights
Soft Heathered Fabric: A premium cotton blend that feels as good as getting a clear-to-close email
Unisex Retail Fit: Modern, flattering shape designed for all-day comfort (even on 12-hour desk days)
Durable Print: High-quality ink that keeps your sarcasm sharp, wash after wash
Pre-Shrunk + Side-Seamed: Built to hold its form, no matter how many pipeline reviews you survive
Professional(ish) Humor: Perfect mix of hustle, honesty, and bathroom banter
đĄ Perfect For
Loan officers who answer texts faster than they eat lunch
Mortgage pros who can quote rates and roast underwriters in the same breath
Lender teams that work hard, laugh harder, and live off espresso shots
Funny client or co-worker gifts for anyone deep in the real estate trenches
đ§Œ Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design
Because while everyone else is sleeping, youâre still Doing Lender Sh*t. đđ°
