About Us
We Get It. You're a Secret Agent.
Not the cool spy kind — the kind who's been grinding in real estate, closing deals, building a career... and somehow nobody outside your sphere knows your name.
ShirtyAgents was created by a top-producing real estate agent who figured out the hard way that building a business in secret is absolutely detrimental. You can't grow what people can't see. But nobody wants to be that agent — the one handing out business cards at their kid's soccer game or wearing a nametag to the PTA meeting.
There had to be a better way.
Wear Your Brand. Not a Nametag.
ShirtyAgents is apparel designed for real estate professionals who want to market themselves without being that person. A great conversation-starting tee does the work for you — it's subtle, it's funny, and it opens doors without feeling pushy or salesy.
Whether you're a solo agent trying to build your brand, part of a team, or running a brokerage, we've got options that fit the way you actually live your life — not just the way you show up to closings.
Real Estate Doesn't Have to Be So Serious
Not every agent wears a suit to their kid's soccer game. Not every moment calls for a blazer and a pitch. Sometimes you just want to rep what you do in a way that feels authentic — and maybe gets a laugh.
If you're a content creator in the real estate space, our gear is a natural fit. It's on-brand without being in-your-face. It sparks conversations. And it's a whole lot more fun than another generic headshot on a bus bench.
Built for Agents. Worn Everywhere Else.
- Solo agents building their personal brand
- Teams who want to show up consistently (and memorably)
- Brokerages looking for something beyond the standard polo
- Real estate content creators who want merch that matches their vibe
ShirtyAgents is here to help you sell yourself without selling yourself out. Bold designs, real estate humor, and apparel you'll actually want to wear.
The Fit, The Print, The Fine Print
Every piece is printed to order, one at a time, when you place your order — so sizes never sell out and the print is always fresh, not sitting in a warehouse for a year. Most of the lineup runs true-to-size and unisex, so if you're between sizes, sizing up gives you more of a relaxed fit.
Orders ship in 3-7 business days (US). Because everything is made to order, we don't keep stock to swap from — if something arrives wrong or damaged, reach out and we'll make it right.