You Have Died of High Interest Rates (Long Sleeve)

🎮🏡 Nostalgia Meets Real Estate Humor!

Throw it back to the 90s with this hilarious "You Have Died of High Interest Rates" t-shirt, inspired by the classic Oregon Trail video game. Whether you're a mortgage lender, Realtor, or someone who just survived today’s housing market, this tee is a playful nod to the challenges of navigating interest rates in true 8-bit style. Perfect for anyone who loves retro gaming and real estate humor!

Why This Tee Is a Must-Have:

• 👕 Classic Comfort: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, this t-shirt is lightweight, soft, and perfect for all-day wear.
• 🎨 Bold 8-Bit Design: The bright green pixel art, featuring a house wagon and oxen, captures the nostalgic Oregon Trail aesthetic while delivering a modern real estate twist.
• 💼 Perfect for Pros: Realtors, mortgage lenders, and real estate clients alike will love the relatable humor and retro vibes.
• 💪 Built to Last: Features ribbed knit collars, taped shoulders, and dual side seams to hold its shape—even after many washes.
• ✨ Versatile Style: With a retail fit that runs true to size, this tee is as stylish as it is comfortable.

Perfect For:

• Mortgage lenders who know the struggle of rising rates.
• Realtors looking for a conversation-starting outfit at the next open house.
• A hilarious gift for clients who just scored a great interest rate—or survived the housing market!

SEO Highlights:

This t-shirt combines real estate humor, retro gaming nostalgia, and Oregon Trail-inspired design, making it a unique addition to any real estate professional’s wardrobe.

Relive the struggle (and the laughs)—grab your "You Have Died of High Interest Rates" t-shirt today and wear your real estate pride in pixel-perfect style!

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