☕ Surviving the Market Tee – A Bone-Chilling Tribute to the Hustle 💀
Real estate isn’t for the faint of heart… or the fully alive.
This darkly funny, coffee-fueled skeleton is here to say what every agent is thinking: “I may be dead inside, but this house is still for sale.” Whether you’ve survived one too many interest rate hikes or just love a little gallows humor, this tee’s got your back.
Printed on our fan-favorite Heathered Unisex Tee, it blends premium comfort with realtor-grade sarcasm. Perfect for showings, closings, caffeine runs, or gift-giving to your favorite mortgage-warrior or title-slayer.
🧵 Product Highlights:
Heathered finish = ultra-soft, premium feel that levels up your look
Unisex retail fit = flattering on every body (even skeletons)
Side-seamed construction for long-lasting wear
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping to survive even the toughest market
Pre-shrunk fabric means no surprises post-wash
🎯 Who’s It For?
Real estate agents who’ve seen some things
Loan officers living off espresso shots and optimism
Real estate teams looking for hilarious, high-quality branding swag
Anyone who loves a good laugh with their morning brew
From listing-day stress to closing-time victory, this shirt is a wearable reminder that you’re still standing—even if you feel like a skeleton by Friday.
