💀 Doing Realtor Sh*t Tee – Because the Hustle Never Stops (Not Even in the Bathroom)
Let’s be real—agents don’t get days off, and sometimes business happens… wherever you are. This bold, hilarious tee featuring a skeleton “Doing Realtor Sh*t” perfectly captures the grind, the hustle, and the absurd reality of the real estate life. 🏡📱
From late-night contract calls to those “just one quick text” moments, this shit is a must-have for anyone who’s ever negotiated from less-than-glamorous places. Comfortable, edgy, and undeniably relatable—this one’s for every agent who knows the job doesn’t stop when nature calls.
🧵 Product Highlights
Soft Heathered Fabric: Premium, lightweight cotton blend for comfort that lasts all day (and all deals)
Unisex Retail Fit: Designed for every body—relaxed, modern, and perfectly cut
Durable Print: High-quality graphics that survive countless washes and client calls
Pre-Shrunk + Side-Seamed: Keeps its shape through long showings, closings, and commode conferences
Made to Laugh: Perfect icebreaker at open houses, masterminds, or coffee meetups
💡 Perfect For
Agents with a sense of humor and zero days off
Late-night contract warriors and caffeine-fueled negotiators
Real estate teams that don’t take themselves too seriously
Funny gifts for your favorite Realtor, lender, or title rep
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design
Real estate never sleeps. Apparently, neither do Realtors. 💀
