When you’ve been ghosted by a buyer, lost another deal in escrow, or hit your weekly emotional limit by Wednesday... this shirt says what we’re all thinking. Real estate isn’t always palm trees and commissions—it’s chaos, contracts, and caffeine. This tee gets it—and so do you.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Mood-Level Softness – Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps up with your rollercoaster of a day.
✔️ Stays Strong Under Pressure – Ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams mean this shirt keeps its shape even when your deals don’t.
✔️ Retail Fit, Real-Life Ready – A modern, unisex cut that flatters all body types—whether you’re showing homes or showing your feelings.
✔️ Tear Away Label – Because the only thing more annoying than client drama is a scratchy tag. 🫠
🔑 Perfect For: Agents with a sense of humor, teams going through “one of those weeks,” or anyone who needs a sarcastic pick-me-up after their third showing cancellation of the day.
🎯 Pro Tip: Grab one for the whole squad after a rough week—it’s basically group therapy, but wearable.
