When Houses Attack" – Funny Realtor T-Shirt
When Houses Attack" – Funny Realtor T-Shirt
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
Shipping & Returns
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🏡💥 When Houses Attack – Funny Realtor Tee
Real estate is full of surprises… from wild inspections to last-minute deal drama, this tee is for the agents who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Soft, witty, and unapologetically real estate.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
✅ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Ultra-soft for all-day comfort
✅ Retail Fit – Not too snug, not too loose; perfect for showings & open houses
✅ Durable Print – Your hilarious design won’t fade or crack
✅ Ribbed Knit Collar + Taped Shoulders – Keeps shape no matter how many inspections you survive
✅ Tear-Away Label – Comfort without the itch
📌 Product Details:
.: Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²)
.: Unisex Jersey Tee
.: Side-Seamed for Structure
.: Runs True to Size
🎯 Perfect For:
✔ Realtors who love a good laugh on the job
✔ Open houses, office humor, or team events
✔ Gifts for your favorite agent who’s survived it all
Snag your "When Houses Attack" tee and wear the chaos like a badge of honor!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |