This Is My Ugly Christmas Sweater (Tee Edition)
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
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👉 This Is My Ugly Christmas Sweater T-Shirt 🎄🏡
For the agent who loves Christmas… but hates actual sweaters.
Skip the itch and keep the cheer. The “This Is My Ugly Christmas Sweater” tee is your ultimate holiday party uniform — no tinsel, no overheating, just bold print and comfortable vibes. Whether you’re hosting December open houses, celebrating with your brokerage crew, or snapping a sold-sign selfie in a Santa hat, this tee brings the festive energy without the fuzz.
Playful. Practical. Party-ready.
Because closing deals is stressful enough — your outfit shouldn’t be.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Soft as a Holiday Hug – Made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton for a breathable, ultra-comfy feel.
✔️ Structured to Last – Ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams help maintain shape all season long.
✔️ Modern Unisex Retail Fit – True-to-size cut that looks sharp at office parties or casual client meetups.
✔️ Tag-Free Comfort – Tear-away label for smooth wear (because no one wants scratchy distractions).
✔️ Festive Without the Fuss – All the ugly sweater energy — none of the itch.
📌 Product Details:
📏 Sizes: XS–3XL (true to size)
🎨 Colors: Classic holiday tones and versatile neutrals
🏡 Material: 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
⚖ Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – Lightweight & breathable
🖨 Print Method: DTG (Direct-to-Garment) for vibrant, lasting detail
🎯 Perfect For:
🎁 White Elephant Exchanges
🎉 Brokerage Holiday Parties
🏡 December Open Houses
📸 Sold Sign Holiday Photos
😂 Clients Who Love a Good Laugh
🎅 Because festive doesn’t have to be fuzzy.
📢 Wear it. Celebrate it. Close the year strong.
🛒 Add it to your cart before the eggnog runs out.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |