Some People in Real Estate Just Need a Pat on the Back | Heavy Tee
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
Shipping & Returns
Fresh, made to order in the USA. Ships in 3-7 business days. Wrong or damaged? Reach out and we'll make it right.
Some people in real estate just need a pat on the back.
And some need a slightly firmer one, right off the ledge. Two stick figures, one very supportive push and zero paperwork. It’s for anyone who has survived a deal with that one co-op agent who never reads the contract, whether you list homes, fund loans, run title, close escrow or keep the whole file on track as a TC.
👕 Product Details
🎨 Clean one-colour front graphic: black ink on light colours, white ink on dark colours
🧵 Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton with a soft, broken-in feel
👕 Relaxed everyday fit
🎨 Vintage washed colours
📏 Fit & Sizing
Relaxed unisex fit with a little extra room. Review the product size guide before ordering if you prefer a closer or roomier fit.
🏡 Perfect For
🏡 Office meetings, broker opens and team happy hours
🤝 Agents, lenders, title and escrow officers and transaction coordinators
🎁 A funny gift for the coworker who has survived one too many closings
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.