No HOA, Because You Call the Shots | Heavy Tee
No HOA, Because You Call the Shots | Heavy Tee
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
Shipping & Returns
Fresh, made to order in the USA. Ships in 3-7 business days. Wrong or damaged? Reach out and we'll make it right.
No HOA. Because you call the shots.
No fines for the wrong shade of beige, no letters about your trash cans and no committee voting on your mailbox. A bold red “no HOA” sign for buyers, sellers and agents who love a home with no association dues and plenty of freedom.
👕 Product Details
🎨 Bold red no-HOA sign: black letters on light colours, white letters on dark colours
🧵 Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton with a soft, broken-in feel
👕 Relaxed everyday fit
🎨 Vintage washed colours
📏 Fit & Sizing
Relaxed unisex fit with a little extra room. Review the product size guide before ordering if you prefer a closer or roomier fit.
🏡 Perfect For
🏡 Open houses and showings for homes with no HOA
🌳 Weekends in the yard you get to run your way
🎁 A funny gift for buyers, sellers and agents who love their freedom
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the design.