House Poor Ramen Manga | Classic Tee
House Poor Ramen Manga | Classic Tee
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
Shipping & Returns
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🍜🏠 House Poor Tee – Ramen Today. Rich Tomorrow.
Because sometimes wealth starts with instant noodles.
Being “house poor” has never looked this good. This witty, manga-inspired design captures the journey every homeowner and investor understands — tight budgets today, long-term freedom tomorrow.
Ramen dinners.
Stretching paychecks.
Building equity anyway.
Whether you’re guiding first-time buyers, stacking properties, or living that starter-home grind yourself, this tee is more than funny — it’s a badge of honor.
Short-term sacrifice.
Long-term strategy.
Legendary payoff.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Ultra-Comfortable Feel – Soft heathered cotton blend made for everyday wear
✔ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps its fit wash after wash
✔ Flattering Retail Fit – Modern unisex cut that works for everyone
✔ Built to Last – Side-seamed construction for durability & structure
✔ Lightweight & Breathable – Easy to layer or wear year-round
📌 Product Details:
📏 Sizes: XS–3XL (runs true to size)
🎨 Colors: Neutral bases with bold graphic contrast
👕 Material: Soft heathered cotton blend
⚖ Fabric Weight: Lightweight & breathable
👚 Fit: Retail / modern unisex
🖨 Print Method: DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
🎯 Perfect For:
🏡 Agents gifting clients a “welcome to homeownership” tee
🍜 First-time buyers embracing the ramen-to-riches lifestyle
💰 Investors, landlords & FIRE mindset entrepreneurs
🎉 Real estate events, casual meetups & starter-home lounging
Celebrate the grind.
Rep the mindset.
Honor the sacrifice.
🍜 Eat the ramen.
🏠 Build the equity.
🛒 Add to cart and wear your journey with pride.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |