Birth. Real Estate. Death. | Classic Tee
Birth. Real Estate. Death. | Classic Tee
Size & Fit
Unisex sizing, true to size. Garment measurements below (inches, ±1.5" tolerance).
- XS — Width 16.5, Length 27.0, Sleeve 8.6
- S — Width 18.0, Length 28.0, Sleeve 8.9
- M — Width 20.0, Length 29.0, Sleeve 9.2
- L — Width 22.0, Length 30.0, Sleeve 9.5
- XL — Width 24.0, Length 31.0, Sleeve 9.7
- 2XL — Width 26.0, Length 32.0, Sleeve 10.0
- 3XL — Width 28.0, Length 33.0, Sleeve 10.4
- 4XL — Width 30.0, Length 34.0, Sleeve 10.8
Chart shown is for standard tee styles; hoodies and headwear may vary.
Shipping & Returns
Fresh, made to order in the USA. Ships in 3-7 business days. Wrong or damaged? Reach out and we'll make it right.
Because for some agents… this isn’t a career. It’s the timeline.
From your first open house to your final walkthrough, real estate isn’t just something you do — it’s who you are. The “Birth. Real Estate. Death.” tee is made for the agents who eat, sleep, negotiate, and close like it’s second nature.
Bold. Blunt. Unfiltered.
Louder than your Monday morning listing alert.
For the ride-or-die Realtors. The lifers. The ones who were born to close. Not for part-timers.
👕 Product Details
💀 Birth. Real Estate. Death. text design
☁️ Ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton blend (exact blend varies by color)
⚖️ Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey, breathable and easy to layer
🧵 Ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping and dual side seams that hold their shape
🏷️ Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
🖨️ Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) for crisp, lasting detail
🎨 Bold, high-contrast statement shades
📏 Fit & Sizing
Modern unisex retail fit, true to size. XS–3XL in every color, plus 4XL in select colors. Review the product size guide before ordering if you prefer a closer or roomier fit.
🏡 Perfect For
🔥 Career Realtors & market lifers
🏆 Top producers who never clock out
📸 Social media listing posts
🎤 Real estate conferences
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, wash inside out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
💀 Born to close. Built for the grind.
📢 Wear it loud. Own the timeline. Close the deal.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |